University of Miami Delta Gamma Video

In today's fun-for-the-Internet/bad-for-feminism news, theUniversity of Miami chapter of theDelta Gamma sororityreleased therecruitment video to end all recruitment videos. In the scantilyclad spot, beautifulmembers of the sisterhooddescribed as "aplace where girls from all corners of the world strive to bebetter versions of themselves" on theofficial DGwebsitesnuggle aboard a luxury cruiser, show off their longboard skills,

In today's fun-for-the-Internet/bad-for-feminism news, the University of Miami chapter of the Delta Gamma sorority released the recruitment video to end all recruitment videos.

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In the scantily clad spot, beautiful members of the sisterhood—described as "a place where girls from all corners of the world strive to be better versions of themselves" on the official DG website—snuggle aboard a luxury cruiser, show off their longboard skills, and balance pineapples on top of their heads. (We guess dusting off your best boxy peacoat for a rousing day of tepid conversation and poorly choreographed dance numbers is no longer rush day de rigueur.) 

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But how much could this sunshine-drenched spectacle (produced by a single-man, aerial-shot wizard named Artec) really cost? We asked the creative director of a New York–based ad agency to crunch the numbers for us:

"We believe it was shot on a moving rig and one of the newer drones (not a helicopter). The combination of three days at least, a good camera (because of the slo-mo), rented boats (speedboat and sailboat), possibly a rented beach, a rented hotel, and post production, could come to $400K. But even if all the locations were donated (dads' boats, et cetera), we're looking at $200K."

There you have it, folks: $200,000-$400,000. Annual full-time tuition at the University of Miami reportedly hovers around the $50K mark, but look at what all that hard-earned cash will get your little Hurricane! 

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